Jessica Alba with red hair

Girls with red hair are the absolute best. The only thing better than a hot girl with red hair is two hot girls with red hair. But even better than that is hot one girl who is Jessica Alba with red hair. You may be thinking, well then hey, even better than that would be two Jessica Albas with red hair, but now you just sound retarded. You sound dumb. But the good news is your girlfriend gave me a blowjob last night. Wait, that’s not good news. Sorry, I’m screwing this all up. I just didn’t know how to tell you.